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Son of Bill Gates asks his father:
– Dad, I’d like to try to have sex, what should I do?

– That’s simple, sonny. Just take the biggest car from my garage, dress
the best suit you have and take the girl into the most deluxe restaurant
in the town. Rent a horse chariot in the evening and take her for a trip
around the lake. Buy her the biggest bunch of flowers you can buy.
Finally rent a president suite and she’ll be yours. And that’s all.

– But Dad! Where are the romantic walks, grazes, reading of poetry in
the moonlight, flirting …
– My boy… all this was invented by the Linux folks so that they can
have sex for free.